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crankylexOn Monday night around 11, I walked outside to let Harry pee. When I got into the middle of the driveway, Sara jumped out from behind a car with a HOSE in her hand and started to spray me, screeching, "I will wash the sin off of you!!!" like a madwoman.
I was SOAKED. Dripping wet, in the middle of the night, in my own backyard with Harry running around me in circles and Sara cackling like a lunatic.
I marched back upstairs, woke Jared up, and he was like, "Why are you all wet?"
After I told him, his eyes got real big and he said, "The hose doesn't reach up the back stairs, does it?"
My family is populated by lunatics.
I was SOAKED. Dripping wet, in the middle of the night, in my own backyard with Harry running around me in circles and Sara cackling like a lunatic.
I marched back upstairs, woke Jared up, and he was like, "Why are you all wet?"
After I told him, his eyes got real big and he said, "The hose doesn't reach up the back stairs, does it?"
My family is populated by lunatics.
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Date: 2007-07-12 03:11 pm (UTC)