boys are silly, thursday morning edition

[crankylex]

Let's see, what's happened so far this morning?

*  A flatulent dog.  Harry's diet has not changed but GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.  He literally almost gassed us out of bed the other night.

*  lord_pendulous's infamous "Hot 17 Seconds of Pleasure" or as I call it, "Honey, get your pants off, I don't wanna miss the bus!!!"  Lest he read this and think that I am slandering his manhood, I am most certainly not; I am merely noting my amusement.  I even counted down for him!

*  Either Monty or Damien peed on the couch.  Again.  But they were FOILED by the pee pads I skillfully covered the couch with.   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  ragingpixie knows my pain.  The plastic backing is my friend.

*  I don't have to be at work until 9:30, and I would very much enjoy taking a nap, but it's not going to happen.  I woke up about five times last night and actually got up twice.  Oh, fibromyalgia, how I love you.  I got up at 5:50 the last time and went out on the couch and laid there.  I must have dozed, because the next thing I knew, Jared was shaking me saying, "What are you doing out here?"   I wonder what it looked like I was doing. 

*  On one of his LUSH adventures, he brought back a sample of Flying Fox bodywash.  I loved the smell in the bottle, but on me, not so much.  My body chemistry says DO NOT WANT.  Anyway, he comes out of the shower yesterday and I sniffed him and realized he smelled really, really good.  LUSH good, in fact.  :->  He used it again this morning.  You might want to take note, pinball351.  :->

On another note, foreboding is still in full force.  I'm trying not to think about it, but that's not working out so well.  :-|

Comments

[eleniangel.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I need a boy who brings me Lush.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

I highly recommend finding one. :-)

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

he's a good boy since he brings you lush.

tell him his cat misses him and is driving me batshit.

although, she walks around purring at me now. whines at the door. purrs at me. it's a nice change. hehehe

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

He is a good boy. I must say, I am thoroughly pleased with my selection.

:->

Poor Firenze. It's tough because he's got her and I have the dog, the cats and the ferrets. We're thinking of implementing a schedule to equitably divide our time for the sake of the pets.

[synnoveaevael.livejournal.com]

i think that's wise. she is a whiney thing. not to mention the onnnnnnnnnly thing i ask him to do is take out the garbage, and there's STILL garbage from when i came back from vacation. i'm like *gr* it's like living alone. but not.

[ragingpixie.livejournal.com]

I do know your pain. :| You know what I'm going to invest in for the hallway AND the couch? The plastic stuff you put down on the floor under a rolling chair, but with the little pointy sides sticking up. This is what Kristi uses on her couch, as she has couch pee-ers too. :| She's also got old mattress pads on there, which are thicker than sheets. Plus she's got a shock pad on the floor near the couch to discourage jumping up at all. Clearly, she's a pro.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

THAT MAT IS A GREAT IDEA!!!

Seriously, that might be the best idea I've heard in a while.

If they brave the pointy spikes to pee, well, then I give up.

I wouldn't do the shock pad, because it might get Harry and that would be mean.

I actually cackled when I realized that had peed ON the pad. Of course, right now I have a broken wooden screen laying across the couch and they managed to pee through one of the cutouts in it. WHY MUST THEY OPPRESS US?