crankylex | boys are silly, thursday morning edition

Let's see, what's happened so far this morning?

* A flatulent dog. Harry's diet has not changed but GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY. He literally almost gassed us out of bed the other night.

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lord_pendulous's infamous "Hot 17 Seconds of Pleasure" or as I call it, "Honey, get your pants off, I don't wanna miss the bus!!!" Lest he read this and think that I am slandering his manhood, I am most certainly not; I am merely noting my amusement. I even counted down for him!

* Either Monty or Damien peed on the couch. Again. But they were FOILED by the pee pads I skillfully covered the couch with. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

ragingpixie knows my pain. The plastic backing is my friend.

* I don't have to be at work until 9:30, and I would very much enjoy taking a nap, but it's not going to happen. I woke up about five times last night and actually got up twice. Oh, fibromyalgia, how I love you. I got up at 5:50 the last time and went out on the couch and laid there. I must have dozed, because the next thing I knew, Jared was shaking me saying, "What are you doing out here?" I wonder what it looked like I was doing.

* On one of his LUSH adventures, he brought back a sample of Flying Fox bodywash. I loved the smell in the bottle, but on me, not so much. My body chemistry says DO NOT WANT. Anyway, he comes out of the shower yesterday and I sniffed him and realized he smelled really, really good. LUSH good, in fact. :-> He used it again this morning. You might want to take note,

pinball351. :->

On another note, foreboding is still in full force. I'm trying not to think about it, but that's not working out so well. :-|