ugh.

[crankylex]

::covering face with hands::

There is nothing worse than being in the middle of a story that you are enjoying when you suddenly slam into something that is so offputting, you can no longer continue to read.

If Character A is having unprotected anal sex with Character B, and then suddenly decides to switch to vaginal sex, he needs to CLEAN UP FIRST. Because, if not, say hello to a raging vaginal infection.

::shudder::

This is hygiene, not rocket science.

Comments

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Ayeeeee!

Better than asking her to suck it, I guess. Yes. I've seen that too.

Sigh.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

Better than asking her to suck it, I guess. Yes. I've seen that too.

Oh, HORK.

What is wrong with people? Don't they think about things before they write them down? Doesn't anyone say, "Gee, would I like a cock/dildo/knife handle/whatever that has just been up my ass in my MOUTH?"

I am pondering writing a note to the author of the aforementioned fic, pointing out her trespasses on normal personal hygiene.

[the-kitty-kat.livejournal.com]

Heh...I totally agree with the hygiene thing.

I just have to say OMG...your icon is Zoe! I miss Firefly SO damn much. :o(

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

Zoe rocked my socks. I mean, a babe with a gun. Tailor made for me. :-)

Ew ew ew...

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

I'm right there with you. Luckily I only read one author, and I like her stuff a lot, so I forgive her. But I do have a problem with this, too.

I also theorize that vampires don't have bodily waste, and I only read Buffy fic so far, so half the time it's no big deal. But there is a definite ick factor with humans.

*Shudder*

Re: Ew ew ew...

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

It's just gross and wrong and people should THINK before they write. I can understand if you're writing about practices you haven't personally experienced, but find someone who has and ASK, damn it.

Re: Ew ew ew...

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

Or, y'know, just think about what they're writing. I really don't see how that fact can be missed. This must be just another part of the curse of being Not A Dumbfuck, I guess.