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[crankylex]

Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

::grin::

I have learned the following things in the past two weeks:

1. Verizon cell phones issued in New Jersey work in the Bahamas. So if you think you're safe from someone just because they're in Nassau? You're really not.

2. No matter where he is, Don will always be a pain in my ass. It doesn't matter if he's across the hall from me or on a cruise ship in the middle of the Atlantic. He will continue to bite my ass until the day I die.

3. It never gets any easier to see someone you care about watch a loved one die slowly from cancer.

4. Unrequited love sucks. On either end.

5. I am a heinously scary bitch when the vending machine runs out of diet dr. pepper.

6. I miss you people like mad when I'm not here.

and

7. The pollen count here, according to weather.com, is 10.3 out of a scale of 0 to 12. This could explain why I am so congested I can barely speak or hear.

That is all.

Comments

[ragingpixie.livejournal.com]

My God, I miss you more than I thought humanly possible.

[aliasrlm.livejournal.com]

In total agreement regarding Diet Dr. Pepper (yummmmmm!)....

And the unrequited love bit. As the always-eloquent Def Leppard once sang, LOVE BITES.

Heh. :) Need to stop ingesting caffeine for the day. Really. :)

[malisita.livejournal.com]

I've missed you so much!

Words cannot describe how much.

As for Don biting your ass...well...there are no words for that either.

[meinnim.livejournal.com]

Wheee, you're back!

You were definitely missed.

[dakinigrl.livejournal.com]

welcome back lex...

sorry to hear about your friend. Sending many hugs and well wishes to you both.

~daki

Since you haven't posted in ages...

[darkrhiannon.livejournal.com]

I am forced to leave my friends page and come bother you on your own lj. So there. Miss you!

-R

[misscontent.livejournal.com]

Come back!!!!! I miss that dark humor

[kivrinangel.livejournal.com]

Hi. You don't know me, but I stumbled on your journal because of similar intersts and I enjoyed it so much I thought I'd comment. Feel free to check out my journal or IM me as we both have AIM. I checked, you weren't signed onto it when I made this comment. (should that be present tense because I'm writing this or past tense because it will be past when you read it? I should ask my grammer nazi)

Anyway, hope to talk to you soon.

Robin

[jennem.livejournal.com]

Just wondering where you were...

Miss your snark.

Hope you're having a good summer!

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

I'm back.

I took a...sabbatical of sorts.

Have no fear, there will undoubtedly be snark coming at you all very soon.

*smooch*