the subject line is oppressing me.

[crankylex]

* Why must 95% of all L&O: SVU fic involve Olivia getting raped? Is there no other potential plot? If someone HAS to get raped, why not Elliot? It would be a nice change from the norm.

* Why must people point out their gay street cred? "I'm not gay, but I totally like gays, my mother's cousin's best friend's coworker's third cousin's boyfriend's sister is gay and she is so cool." It's ridiculous. Stop doing it! If you feel compelled to tell people that, clearly you have more issues with it than you thought.

* Why must people buy a purebred puppy for a thousand dollars a pop (a pup?), ship him off to the 'trainer' and then spend the rest of the dogs' life either crating him or dragging him around with a muzzle? I was at NJ Pets stocking up on both cat and ferret litter, and I saw a woman (clearly NOT an animal person) dragging around a german shepherd puppy. It couldn't have been more than a few months old. It was muzzled, way too tightly, and whimpering and digging at its face. I wanted to choke her to death with the leash.

* Why must the people in my country be more concerned with Janet Jackson's naked tit than with the state of our nation? Our education system? ANYTHING is more important than Ms. Jackson's tit.

* Why must men be giant jerkfaces?

These are just some of the many questions currently running through my mind.

Comments

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

1. Because people suck.
2. Because people suck.
3. etc....

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

I'd have strangled the cunt with the leash tho.

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[crankylex.livejournal.com]

I'd have strangled the cunt with the leash tho

I actually advanced towards her, but Jimmy grabbed my arm and dragged me to the door. His reason was, "I don't feel like bailing out out of jail this afternoon."

Killjoy.

[ladyoneill.livejournal.com]

Haven't you heard? Janet Jackson showing her tit to the world is the first sign of the apocalypse and we must now all repent or burn for eternity...yada yada yada blah blah blah.

World falling apart and the media is fixated on a nipple.

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[crankylex.livejournal.com]

No one cares that grown men are pummeling each other into the dirt for hours on end, but someone flashes a tit and it's ENDANGERING THE CHILLLLLDRREEEENNNNNNN.

GAG

[burningeden.livejournal.com]

Heh, down here in the Bible Belt people are more concerned with Kid Rock putting a hole in the flag and wearing it. Janet's tit was cute, imho, I wish I had nifty nipple jewels. Not that I'd pop it out for the world or anything because my nipples kinda point south, but you get the idea.

As for the dog sitch ... my new neighbor across the street has a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Golden Retriever. The thing is HUGE. And she puts it on about a five foot chain outside her front door for a couple of hours, then she proceeds to hose the dog down with COLD WATER before she takes it back in the house. Okay, number one, the dog wouldn't get into poop if she'd WALK IT. And second, it's been in the thirties and way too cold for an outdoor bath. One of the other neighbors called me last night and said she's gonna talk to her about it. Gah.

Men are huge asses, Lex. It's cock poisoning ... anything with a cock is bound to be troublesome.

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[crankylex.livejournal.com]

When I saw Kid Rock, I actually said, "People are going to get all in a bunch about him wearing the flag." I knew it.

As for the neighbor, I'd call the ASPCA on her. Failing that, I'd wait for her to come outside, then spray the hell of her with a hose.

Cock poisoning! LMAO!