the subject line is oppressing me.
Feb. 3rd, 2004 08:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crankylex* Why must 95% of all L&O: SVU fic involve Olivia getting raped? Is there no other potential plot? If someone HAS to get raped, why not Elliot? It would be a nice change from the norm.
* Why must people point out their gay street cred? "I'm not gay, but I totally like gays, my mother's cousin's best friend's coworker's third cousin's boyfriend's sister is gay and she is so cool." It's ridiculous. Stop doing it! If you feel compelled to tell people that, clearly you have more issues with it than you thought.
* Why must people buy a purebred puppy for a thousand dollars a pop (a pup?), ship him off to the 'trainer' and then spend the rest of the dogs' life either crating him or dragging him around with a muzzle? I was at NJ Pets stocking up on both cat and ferret litter, and I saw a woman (clearly NOT an animal person) dragging around a german shepherd puppy. It couldn't have been more than a few months old. It was muzzled, way too tightly, and whimpering and digging at its face. I wanted to choke her to death with the leash.
* Why must the people in my country be more concerned with Janet Jackson's naked tit than with the state of our nation? Our education system? ANYTHING is more important than Ms. Jackson's tit.
* Why must men be giant jerkfaces?
These are just some of the many questions currently running through my mind.
* Why must people point out their gay street cred? "I'm not gay, but I totally like gays, my mother's cousin's best friend's coworker's third cousin's boyfriend's sister is gay and she is so cool." It's ridiculous. Stop doing it! If you feel compelled to tell people that, clearly you have more issues with it than you thought.
* Why must people buy a purebred puppy for a thousand dollars a pop (a pup?), ship him off to the 'trainer' and then spend the rest of the dogs' life either crating him or dragging him around with a muzzle? I was at NJ Pets stocking up on both cat and ferret litter, and I saw a woman (clearly NOT an animal person) dragging around a german shepherd puppy. It couldn't have been more than a few months old. It was muzzled, way too tightly, and whimpering and digging at its face. I wanted to choke her to death with the leash.
* Why must the people in my country be more concerned with Janet Jackson's naked tit than with the state of our nation? Our education system? ANYTHING is more important than Ms. Jackson's tit.
* Why must men be giant jerkfaces?
These are just some of the many questions currently running through my mind.
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Date: 2004-02-07 07:54 pm (UTC)As for the neighbor, I'd call the ASPCA on her. Failing that, I'd wait for her to come outside, then spray the hell of her with a hose.
Cock poisoning! LMAO!