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[crankylex]

Rudolph has said the Birmingham bombing and three other attacks, including the blast at the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta, Georgia, were part of a guerrilla campaign against abortion, "the homosexual agenda" and the U.S. government.

(A) Dude. I am was a homosexual in good standing and I never got a copy of the 'homosexual agenda'. What's up with that?

Does it involve pretty men fucking each other? No, wait, that's fandom. Never mind.

(B) So abortion is murder, but killing people in the name of abortion isn't murder. How does that work, exactly? How are potential people more important than the people who are already walking around?

No matter how long I live, I will never understand this school of thought.

(C) Everybody hates the US Government. Get in line, buddy.

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[msaramat.livejournal.com]

Every single time I hear the words "homosexual agenda" I always get this image in my head of eleven gays and lesbians sitting at a round table plotting to take over the world.

Because, really, what is the homosexual agenda? Is it different than the black agenda, because I hear we have one, too? Do the Latino's have an agenda? Maybe the Jews. Canadians who became US citizens and then immediately regretted it, what's their agenda?

I mean, with all these different people with their different agendas around, it's a wonder anything ever gets done.

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! Like the Knights of the round table, except with better fashion and comfortable shoes.

That must be why nothing ever gets done. Each group has their own agenda. Some groups' agendas consist only of thwarting other groups.

Yup, sounds like the government to me.