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[crankylex]

MORE THINGS I LEARNED FROM READING ROMANCE NOVELS:

11. Beware of the incredibly hot alien man with the incredibly hot alien brothers. Chances are, when one claims you, there is some mystic alien law that says they all claim you.
    
12. Even if you don't think so, there are always enough orifices to go around.
    
13. If you are socially awkward and considered only marginally attractive, there is a barbarian waiting in the wings to club you over the head and drag you back to his love cave nest.
    
14. All woman kidnapped to live in male-dominated warrior societies immediately accept their new lives as sex toys/homemakers/mothers without freaking the fuck out.
    
15. The most romantic gesture a man can make is getting rid of his harem of oral sex providers.
    
16. Infertility is non-existant. In fact, you will be lucky to escape your first sexual encounter without becoming pregnant immediately.
    
17. Soulmates fall out of the sky. Literally.
    
18. Sacred callings are really great ways to find hot dates.
    
19. Hermaphrodites rock!
    
20. Also, beware men who want to marry you after you've known them for a half hour. I'm just sayin.
    

The first list is here.

And there is undoubtedly more to come. ;-)

Comments

[burningeden.livejournal.com]

I need to get some ebooks then.

Why does my icon hurt you? :) I think it's too funny and very appropriate for this topic. :)

[crankylex.livejournal.com]

I spent far, far too much time watching it. I've come to the conclusion that the male caterpillar is missing a set of arms.