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[crankylex]

Dear Amy,

You are eight and a half months pregnant. I know you are aware of this as you are constantly bemoaning your fatness. Due to the impending birth of my nephew, we as a family are all EXTREMELY HIGH STRUNG.

Therefore, when you call me a total of four times, on two different phones, in the span of five minutes and then refuse to answer when I try to call back, do not be surprised when I appear in your living room minutes later, winded, panicked and IN MY BATHROBE, water streaming from my hair.

Please understand that the appropriate response to my gasped, "Ohmygodwhathappenedareyouokaywhat'swrong?" is NOT "The internet is broken."

Please do not do that ever again. My heart cannot take it.

Love,

your cousin

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[msaramat.livejournal.com]

As I have my own pregnant chick to deal with, I feel your pain. Niamh has called me four times this week because she's had nightmares about her feet disappearing because she cannot see them over the huge bulge of her stomach. She also has nightmares that the doctor will tell her she is having an entire litter of children, like a dog, and that C-sections have been outlawed by the Bush Administration.

I am not making this up.